CrudeDude's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Knife To Meat You]

Butcher Venus... Noice! haha

[Hamster Escape]

...And then he crosses the road and gets splattered by a car. That's what I was expecting to happen.

[Say Sneeze]

You see, this is why I wear a tin foil hat. Ain't no satellite gonna make me sneeze!

Funny idea, but a guy sneezing into a microphone linked to a satellite that sends it out to people in signal doesn't make much sense to me. I guess I could stop being a buzzkill and say that it is probably some kind of sci-fi mind control thing that makes people do what the controller is doing, or the sneeze caused it to malfunction and turn into that :p

Brewster responds:

Haha yeah I guess I didn't really think it out too much. I like that last one, the sneeze caused it to malfunction. Let's go with that.

[Lazy Writing 7]

I always hated that shit in cartoons, but this is a new take on the joke. I like to be thrown off guard like that.

[Qumi-Qumi "The Fishing"]

There may be other cartoons that do this, but I think it was interesting how you made parts of the cartoon look like a platformer game. Nothing right or wrong about it, it just caught my attention like a game going from a cutscene and then back into gameplay. Most events were predictable, but it was still a fun watch. The predictability probably doesn't matter though if you meant to make it for a younger audience.

[Pokemon: Evolution]

Why do they limp?

[High Schoolers]

Too many poor attempts at being funny. There were a few mildly funny moments, like when everyone survived dying from the car crash, the doorknob part, the dick punch making everyone run, the peeking around the corner, and the deer in the end. Seems like a lot, but they're not nearly enough to balance out with the bad jokes. So for the onslaught of what could have been about fifty jokes, only five were funny. I felt like the cartoon was constantly asking,"get it? GEEET IT? DO YOU FUCKING GET IT?" No I do not, for the most part, and not even the nonsense of it makes it funny. Slappy could have had more parts if the smaller girl didn't talk so damn much. This was not that disturbing to me, as it may appear I was just offended by the brand of humor and decided to lash out, though some parts were weird.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Everything about this is classic! I watched it 5 times. It's so intense even though it's just a review about a parody game.

[Happy Plane]

There's a bit of maniacal darkness to this. Everyone's so happy that they're being bombed with cats? haha This is actually enjoyable. Just watching the plane with the music playing is a happy moment. It's just that the music is out of sync from its first repeat onward and the anti-aliasing is weird.

[PewDiePie Commenters]

Love this. It's not attacking anyone who doesn't need to be. It doesn't have a cynical tone to it either.