You see, this is why I wear a tin foil hat. Ain't no satellite gonna make me sneeze!
Funny idea, but a guy sneezing into a microphone linked to a satellite that sends it out to people in signal doesn't make much sense to me. I guess I could stop being a buzzkill and say that it is probably some kind of sci-fi mind control thing that makes people do what the controller is doing, or the sneeze caused it to malfunction and turn into that :p