CrudeDude's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Say Sneeze]

You see, this is why I wear a tin foil hat. Ain't no satellite gonna make me sneeze!

Funny idea, but a guy sneezing into a microphone linked to a satellite that sends it out to people in signal doesn't make much sense to me. I guess I could stop being a buzzkill and say that it is probably some kind of sci-fi mind control thing that makes people do what the controller is doing, or the sneeze caused it to malfunction and turn into that :p

Brewster responds:

Haha yeah I guess I didn't really think it out too much. I like that last one, the sneeze caused it to malfunction. Let's go with that.

[High Schoolers]

Too many poor attempts at being funny. There were a few mildly funny moments, like when everyone survived dying from the car crash, the doorknob part, the dick punch making everyone run, the peeking around the corner, and the deer in the end. Seems like a lot, but they're not nearly enough to balance out with the bad jokes. So for the onslaught of what could have been about fifty jokes, only five were funny. I felt like the cartoon was constantly asking,"get it? GEEET IT? DO YOU FUCKING GET IT?" No I do not, for the most part, and not even the nonsense of it makes it funny. Slappy could have had more parts if the smaller girl didn't talk so damn much. This was not that disturbing to me, as it may appear I was just offended by the brand of humor and decided to lash out, though some parts were weird.

[Linda Show: Chick-fil-A]

Rant: How the hell do you protest (it was actually "supporting" Chick-Fil-A, but it means the same thing in this context anyways) gay mariage by spending money on fast food? What, does Linda (not just Linda. heh heh) think the money is going towards? Homosexual internment camps or something? What is the thought process that this involves?! I guess I shouldn't really be hoping for something actually practical though... No hate on Chick-Fil-A's awesome food from me--this is just insanity!

This short shows the ingenuity of the common American! :D I think I can also see your frustration/befuddlement on this subject with your portrayal of the rednecks. The portrayal was extreme but still funny!

[Dora VS Swiper]

Uhh... Good effort?

bocodamondo responds:

as a matter of fact. not really. i didn put effort into this :CCCCCCCCCCCCCC

["Puppy"]

Bahahaha! I'm pretty sure having your colon shoot out your anus is pretty magical. That ending is totally unexpected. I mean, how the hell did this get rated E? haha

Sherbalex responds:

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