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Can't wait for more!!!!

Rant: How the hell do you protest (it was actually "supporting" Chick-Fil-A, but it means the same thing in this context anyways) gay mariage by spending money on fast food? What, does Linda (not just Linda. heh heh) think the money is going towards? Homosexual internment camps or something? What is the thought process that this involves?! I guess I shouldn't really be hoping for something actually practical though... No hate on Chick-Fil-A's awesome food from me--this is just insanity!

This short shows the ingenuity of the common American! :D I think I can also see your frustration/befuddlement on this subject with your portrayal of the rednecks. The portrayal was extreme but still funny!

Perfect for spamming the shit out of someone! >:D

Best trick: getting the bird to crap on command.

The ending was funny. :D

There were a few times that I didn't like the way that the cat looked but the backgrounds were great and the music really fits the visuals well. I see you put a LOT of work into this and that you're just a kid (as am I) so congrats on finishing and showing this wonderful film to everyone! It's very inspiring to say the least.

What I got out of this film was that one day the waters will rise unexpectedly (difficult times will come along or there is too much stagnation) and you've got to have the courage to leave the tree (current situation) you're holding on to and jump onto a boat (a way out of the situation) before it's too late. Maybe you'll find a new friend while you're finding your way. One day the waters die down and it seems that everything is fine (the hard times seem to be over). Then they come rushing back and you've got to either be prepared or just stop running from the waves and accept it.
It seemed for some reason that the cat was accepting death at the end, noticing that running was pointless, as he would be running forever and that he would probably not survive the impact and turbulence of the waves--or would he?! Yes, life metaphors are always moving. ;)

BTW "Clarity" looks like it will be very good!

Uhh... Good effort?

bocodamondo responds:

as a matter of fact. not really. i didn put effort into this :CCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Bahahaha! I'm pretty sure having your colon shoot out your anus is pretty magical. That ending is totally unexpected. I mean, how the hell did this get rated E? haha

Sherbalex responds:

submitters can affix the rating of their choice to their work

A little disorganized, but here it goes...
This brought me to tears for some reason, although I don't relate much to the lifestyle of the poor characters. Maybe it's because of the false dream that I and others have shared, which is to break out of a mundane life, become famous, and have fun all the time while not worrying about having a purpose. Or that the main dude didn't even stay to talk to the girl after he won the lottery--he just left and then regretted it later. Then she sees him as an elite person, possibly wanting to meet him again through winning the lottery. This layer of the story is very saddening. But the White society looks so happy (and nothing else), doesn't it?

Aside from that, the dark humor was funny. "Wooppeee! My life as a failure is finally over!" I was thinking,"Oh no! This is horrible! *Chuckle*"

The (exaggerated?) sexual imagery reflecting pop culture had me feeling a bit awkward at times--it's like it was all the society was based on. Those unicycles were a bit funny, too. Was that to show that everyone was only lead around by the influence of their naughty parts? :P

Another thing is that I enjoyed the normal people more than the White society. I was saddened that the story of the main character was completely cut off from the original setting before more interesting things could happen. He and the others were individuals, having more than one expression, even though they did have the mislead dream of becoming "somebody." BTW the slum society seemed to find purpose in living for the chance to become elite.

The visuals: holy shiznit! Most of each bit of scenery can stand alone and be a whole new story.
The music: great choice of music and great placement of music.

Yeah. So, that's what I have for the positive/subjective stuff. No negative comments at the moment.

"Fuck!.. YeeeAAAAGH!" XD

Fucking worst show ever. I love it!
What was the orignal music? The new music is too soft for me and the video. ;D

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