CrudeDude's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PACMAN DIES AAAH]

Made me cringe. Not much can do that to me.

[LETS PLAY SLENDERMAN!!!!!]

Great idea, but two things get me: the scream seems really dull, and the voice is also equalized/processed in an unrealistic way when coming from the listener's headphones/speakers. I would say experiment with a band pass on an EQ in the higher frequency range for when the voice is coming from headphones. Then use a high early reflection setting in addition to a crappy small room sound with a reverb (without the band pass) for the part at the end with the speakers. There are free VSTs that can help you accomplish this if you are using something that can run them. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, oh well. ;D The scream itself is the real letdown, but the sound processing is additional technical stuff.

[: Violent Video Games :]

Shitty, unchiseled, unfinished rant: I was raised on horror movies and violent games (not because of my parents lol). Yeah, I liked killing people in games for some reason, even if they weren't doing anything to me. But I didn't laugh at people being killed in horror movies as long as it wasn't absurd. I went on random killing rampages in GTA, Mercenaries, and Destroy All Humans, and before that I was running over people in the first Midnight Club. Did I think that would be OK to do in the real world? Fuck NO! Real people live in the real world and have feelings, purposes, dreams, friends, and families. Game characters usually aren't given all of that, especially ambient bots, but it's all still fake anyway. Anyone born into an average life who ends up doing mass killings of innocent people is either extremely disturbed by their relationships with others (and needs help, although they're probably too afraid to get help), or they were just born fucked up, like Jefferey Dahmer (he wasn't a shooter but I believe he is related to this topic). People are too dishonest to admit they don't give a shit about preventing these things from happening. They seem sad and offended for a while but it's soon forgotten, and everything's normal until it happens AGAIN. Then things like heavy metal and video games are blamed, further putting fans of both in lower societal standing. If someone is truly messed up in the head, video games and metal will just give them more creativity in doing what they would anyway.

Review: Perfect expressions to convey the words said, even without a mouth, and a consistent style.

[Facebook Guidelines]

Alright idea. I think it's funny that people think they're overriding the site's policies by copying and pasting something on their profile, and they obviously never thought twice about it.

The animation isn't bad, but Zuckerberg's singing should end with an aggressive, "So suck my dick!!" or it should be more musical, like when a singer ends a song, and not like he's still in the middle of a song. That's one thing that really annoyed me.

If this flash was redone in a better way, I'd post it on facebook right away! And let the chaos ensue. ;D

[Falcon Punch Joke]

...Nipple sad face.

[Leisurely Ragtime]

I'm gonna think of this every time I hear "Carried Away." haha

[The Happy Critters]

Burn the witch! Only witches have aspirations!

[Super Duck Hunt]

Really interesting but soooo loooong and somewhat dragged out. Maybe if this was redone with an episode by episode format it would be easier to make the story flow better. It would be easier to follow too.

[Flash Teaches you Flash!]

The random gasping faces were the most hilarious thing to me for some reason. lmao

[Fisthead vs. Pinata]

Fisthead is a fucking beast! Are you going to make another episode?